“Park it,” he says, a note of flinty exasperation seeping into his delivery. “Park it, and we’ll come back to it. We’re obviously not going to get it perfect tonight.”
Read moreIt is a unheralded barometer of change in any dictator-based country, the sign that the time for regime change is finally ripe, when a strongman’s rearranged face turns from a curate’s egg to a salmonella infused omelet.
Read moreStrictly speaking, I don’t even have a valid provisional driver’s licence, if you really want to know the truth. But I’m bored and I’m restless and my hangover has just officially been upgraded from a depression to a tropical storm.
Read moreIf Aubrey de Grey is to be believed, old age as a cause of death will soon go the way of the bubonic plague.
Read moreHitchens had the writerly look nailed with his just-back-from-interviewing-the-Maharaja linen blazer.
Read moreGet your head down; work like a mule; stay away from the booze and loose women. Do this and then the money, the esteem, and the big brass ring in the Hamptons will be all yours.
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You don’t have to be some glittering celeb to exploit Twitter for cash.
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